And a view from the side, where you can see how I’m trapping the stitch with my thumb.
I got an email from my school’s IT people accusing me of downloading The Big Bang Theory season 4 on the school Internet.
I don’t like that show. I have been on campus less than three hours a week for the last eight months. I have never torrented anything in my life.
On the other hand, the message was addressed to Eric. My name is not Eric.
I’m hoping they got the username wrong, not the legal name.





![I’m pretty sure there used to be another “t” on this sign, but it amused me. I’m not sure how to use stars to clean my dog, but it sounds amusing.
[image: a sign advertising a self-serve dog wash, reading “star the new year clean!”]](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyn4r4HEKy1qa3dz2o1_500.png)

