(Reblogged from kittasaurusrex)

kittasaurusrex: I am pale as death and get a malar rash within about ten minutes of leaving my apartment. I’m never sure if I should wear blush, because I will literally turn bright red in the presence of chemicals harsher than pure water.

Significantly less flattering selfie showing more or less what I actually look like without careful posing.

Maybe I’m getting slightly better at this makeup thing?

itsanexperimentjohn:

hopelessfangirl:

seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

I love these series.

(Reblogged from ddddaikon)

I feel like it says a lot about the actual disabled accessibility of our public transit that, a full decade after last having to depend on it, I still have nightmares about it almost every damn night.

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

(Reblogged from brownglucose)

mypubliclands:

This week, the Trust for Public Land donated nearly 6,000 acres of stunning coastal landscape in Santa Cruz County, California, that will now be managed by the BLM for public recreation and preservation of natural resources. Known as Coast Dairies land, the donation completes a long-term effort by partners and local communities to provide a natural landscape that can be experienced and enjoyed as public lands. 

BLM lands will connect the Coast Dairies shoreline beach, recently donated to California State Parks, to the Santa Cruz Mountains east of Highway 1. The landscape includes stunning coastal terraces, rolling pastoral grasslands, oak woodlands and redwood forest. Come #DiscoverTheCoast.

Photos by Jim Pickering, BLM

(Reblogged from mypubliclands)
expressions-of-nature:


Little caracal kitten is out adventuring for the first time… | Andreas Jansrud

expressions-of-nature:

Little caracal kitten is out adventuring for the first time… | Andreas Jansrud

(Reblogged from miwrighting)
(Reblogged from asherehsa)
Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

(via marybegone)

OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

(via drinkingcocoa-tpp)

(Reblogged from miwrighting)

Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

I’m definitely a Mulan.

(Reblogged from mullikinstew)
  1. I had a shirt on earlier.

  2. I do not have it on now.

  3. I have not left this room.

  4. Shirts rarely self-destruct or walk on their own.

  5. Therefore, my shirt should be around here. Somewhere.

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(Reblogged from joannastar)

I uncapped my water bottle, took a drink, lowered the bottle, and somehow managed to flail it all over my bedclothes.

I can’t even figure out how. How do you even fail that badly???