Ooh, Dr Doom.
But somehow I think Thor might argue about the Lords of Lightning being at your command. Maybe you and he should talk about that.
The amount of sexualization of Firestar in this cartoon makes me uncomfortable.
(and what is up with the dog that looks like it got lost out of Dr Seuss?)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
eh-xpectations
An anecdote of a few towns.
Polenta Pizza with Mushrooms, Leeks and Kale
I thought that was a dildo in the background;;;
Kitchen implement handles are among some of the items most commonly repurposed as dildos (right behind hairbrush handles, IIRC) but I recommend choosing the ones without sharp edges on the other end.
(Source: withoutadornment.wordpress.com)
It seriously weirds me out when people can count the books they own (accurately, I mean, rather than a rough estimate).
It’s even weirder when they can count the books they’ve read. I can’t help feeling like they’re doing life wrong.
[video]
In this latest episode, a big game hunter is planning to take over New York by accelerating the growth of dinosaur eggs and then threatening New York with his dinosaur army.
Yup. Why didn’t I think of that?
people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???
(Source: goblinhoarder, via agentperfect)
The Great Gatsby: Ultra Condensed
“Daisy, dear, I think we just ran over a metaphor.”
(via daughterofhermes)
I just got like the most drugged voicemail ever. And not even for me. Wow.